The high-wire walker’s successful summer franchise, traversing well-known landmarks such as Niagara Falls and the Grand Canyon but his latest death-defying stunt got moved to fall, to boost quarterly ratings results. The snake must take its comfort in the knowledge it contributes to Discovery’s campaign to goose its fourth quarter ratings, joining Nik Wallenda. Snake experts who’ve weighed in on Discovery’s gag agree human shoulders are too broad for even your plus-sized anaconda to consume without pre-crushing. That said, it was not made clear exactly how Rosolie’s Lumpy Ninja costume would ensure he survived the preprandial food crushing that is the preferred mastication method of the anaconda when dining on something large-ish, like Rosolie. In a real disservice to viewers, Rosolie planned to enter the belly of an anaconda “in a custom-built snake-proof suit” guaranteed to guard against gastric juices.
TV’s latest blot on the animal protection landscape earned a bachelor’s degree in environmental studies from Ramapo College of New Jersey, runs the “conservation tourism” company Tamandua Expeditions, and wrote a book about his adventures, Mother Of God: An Extraordinary Journey Into The Uncharted Tributaries Of The Western Amazon.
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“We’re gonna make me as appealing as possible so the snake just says, ‘Well, I got this big thing here, I might as well get a free meal’,” Rosolie continued proudly, after being seen hacking at foliage and no doubt planning future made-for-TV stunts that will do the local fauna no good.
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